Ray Finkel . . . and a clean pair of shorts

Boys, this mean looking sumbitch is called the A-10 Warthog. It has a gatling gun in its nose that can turn a tank into confetti.

I was driving on I-10 earlier today when one of these bad boys flew over the freeway, so low I could read the numbers on the tail. Boy oh boy, if I were a bad guy and I saw one of these coming at me with bad intentions, I'd be a fudge factory . . . assuming I lived to tell about it.