Life is definently not fair!
I thought to myself as I bent my wife over the bed in our house overlooking the beach. "Why can't I have the larger house over in Indian Beach" I thought as I began thrusting like the pistons in my, now 4 year old Lexus.
Self pity is all that I felt, recalling the recent conversation with my new boss. The one where he told me that he would "prefer" if I would come into the office before 10:30 and stay until at least 3:00. Doesn't this workaholic sonofabitch realize that if I don't leave the office by 2:30, then there is virtually no way to get in 18 holes and a massage with a happy ending. Bastard!
I agree with you James. It's times like these when you really find out what you're made of. Hold on a sec,,,"For the four thousandth time, I like Half & Half in my coffee, not non dairy creamer you dumb bithch. Now get back in your car, go back to Starbucks and get it right!" Sorry guys. I swear, our secretary is trying to ruin my life. You see what I mean?
Never the less. I don't want anyone worrying about me. I've got the lord.
Me and Jesus
Got our own thing goin
Me and Jesus
Got it all worked out
Oh,,,Sin City kicks ass!
Self pity is all that I felt, recalling the recent conversation with my new boss. The one where he told me that he would "prefer" if I would come into the office before 10:30 and stay until at least 3:00. Doesn't this workaholic sonofabitch realize that if I don't leave the office by 2:30, then there is virtually no way to get in 18 holes and a massage with a happy ending. Bastard!
I agree with you James. It's times like these when you really find out what you're made of. Hold on a sec,,,"For the four thousandth time, I like Half & Half in my coffee, not non dairy creamer you dumb bithch. Now get back in your car, go back to Starbucks and get it right!" Sorry guys. I swear, our secretary is trying to ruin my life. You see what I mean?
Never the less. I don't want anyone worrying about me. I've got the lord.
Me and Jesus
Got our own thing goin
Me and Jesus
Got it all worked out
Oh,,,Sin City kicks ass!
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