Just for shits and grins . . .
"Solipsism" is a lovely word, is it not? Unfortunately, it's also a bit unwieldy so I don't get the chance to pull it out of its scabbard and swing it around too much. The reason I wrote that about Dylan McDermott is because his character on the practice, Bobby Donnell, would only ever talk about himself. I even suggested to Erica once that we play a drinking game where either of us would take a sip of beer or margarita every time McDermott clenched his fist, lowered his voice to a faux-sincere whisper, and use the pronoun"I."
They win a big, high dollar case: Bobby looks into his fiancee's eyes (I don't remember her name on the show and I don't give enough of a shit to Google it) and talks about how much this affects him.
Bobby finds out that he and his wife are going to have a baby: He looks soulfully into her eyes and splutters out a mess of sentences that use that pronoun 17 times or so.
A madman breaks in, shoots up the entire office, and castrates the men in the firm. He then smears himself in their blood and excrement, does a war dance on the conference table then throws himself out a window: Bobby . . . well, you know.
Actually, that last bit didn't really happen, but back in the late 90's I kept wishing it would. Anyway, I cannot believe that I just burned time out of my workday to write about a bad TV actor. Oh well.
Mark, good luck with the job search. It'll all work out.
By the way, I'm bored with this format so I think I'll look at some other templates for the blog.
They win a big, high dollar case: Bobby looks into his fiancee's eyes (I don't remember her name on the show and I don't give enough of a shit to Google it) and talks about how much this affects him.
Bobby finds out that he and his wife are going to have a baby: He looks soulfully into her eyes and splutters out a mess of sentences that use that pronoun 17 times or so.
A madman breaks in, shoots up the entire office, and castrates the men in the firm. He then smears himself in their blood and excrement, does a war dance on the conference table then throws himself out a window: Bobby . . . well, you know.
Actually, that last bit didn't really happen, but back in the late 90's I kept wishing it would. Anyway, I cannot believe that I just burned time out of my workday to write about a bad TV actor. Oh well.
Mark, good luck with the job search. It'll all work out.
By the way, I'm bored with this format so I think I'll look at some other templates for the blog.
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