Message for Mikey

Mike, since none of us know how to reach you (or even where you are, you jet-setter) I need to tell you that Aunt Dorothy wants you to call her. Her number is. Put a post or comment here when you get this message so I can take her number out. It's not a good idea to put anyone's number out on the internet for very long.

Hope you're well, dude. I brag about you all the time to people and tell them how you performed surgery on a live hog. I still think that is cooler than shit.