Get ready to have your jaw fall off, Robbie

Do you remember Neely Burbank? She was JVHS class of '87, if you don't. I remember her as a rather mouthy kid from high school (she was a freshman when I was a senior) and, because she liked to talk shit, Scott Orr dubbed her "Nymphy." Not too clever, I know, but Scott wasn't exactly famous for his wit. I remember her mainly because she and I worked together at TGI Fridays back in 1990 back in my first desperate post-college years. Anyway, while wasting my employer's money perusing the jvalumni.com website, I happened across her profile.

Log on and read it, Rob. Really.