Free day at last, free day at last! Thank the Lawd it's free day at last!

Damn bro! Major props to you for the damage you did to your physique yesterday. A dozen wings, a rack of babybacks and a pitcher of beer? It'll be hard to top that. I went to eat with Erica and Megan yesterday at EZ's. Megan had cheese fries dipped in ranch. I had a dry chicken breast, sauteed veggies and a piece of focaccia bread. Then we went to Baskin Robbins where I had to balefully watch as they each had a malt.

I think I'll just go into a Taco Bell and, like Mr. Caruso, just tell them "I'll have the lot." Nothing's passing my lips today that isn't high in saturated fat, sodium and carbohydrates!